Alba Zevon – the chair sale

Sexy saleswoman Alba Zevon tried to sell me this papasan chair. It is a nice chair, I had to admit, but I really couldn’t see if it would be suitable for what I had in mind. So I tied Alba to the chair to test it. She reluctantly agreed because she wanted to make the sale. But the tie was very revealing and exposed (which is why I wanted this type of chair). A rather angry Alba then said the chair did NOT include her. So I didn’t buy it and I left. But not before gagging her and adding painful clover clamps in some strategic places. Too bad, I really wanted the chair… I guess Alba needs to work on her sales techniques!